Jaken Pairings?!?!

Just like every other hot Bishonen Jaken needs an entire page devoted to pondering possible love interests. Which is all silly, since everyone knows that Jaken is all mine!!!! Ahem.. But if he weren't all mine, here are a few other possibilities:

Sesshomaru It's obvious that Jaken worships Sesshomaru. Just like any good Minion, and Jaken is definitely the best, most wonderful and exemplary of Minions, Jaken can see no fault in anything Sesshomaru-sama does. He worships the very ground Sess walks upon and will do anything for him. He also can't help but notice Sessh's incredible hotness. However, this is, and will always be a one sided love. Sesshomaru can't help but secretly admire the undying devotion of his Minion among all Minions, but it would just ruin his pretty boy image if he were ever to admit to it, much less get involved with his underling. Besides which, Jaken is just too good for him, in the end. I mean Sesshomaru simply doesn't share the same caliber of loyalty and character that our beaked hero has.

Myoga OMGTheirLoveIsSoPure!!! It's the BEAKS!! It's the love of the Minions!! Much as I hate to admit that there's someone out there better for the God of the Eyes of Love than myself, it would have to be Myoga. I mean just look at them!! They both have beaks! They both have large round eyes! They are both underappreciated Minions!! Where for them to turn when their masters spurn them? Each others arms. Can't you just imagine the beauty as the two of them cuddle romantically under the moonlight, staring into each other's eyes and whispering sweet nothings with their beaks?? And don't worry about the size issue, Myoga increases in size after he sucks enough blood from someone. I'm sure Jaken would be willing to make that sacrifice for his lover-dear.

	Jakena Random Female Glugg youkai. Certainly could happen, and boy wouldn't the little Glugg youkai be so CUTE!! Just because Jaken's One True Love is Myoga doesn't mean he doesn't want to carry on the species. When you're as hot as Jaken, it's hard not to draw some attention.